I KEEP TRYING TO WRITE SHIT IN HERE BUT IT KEEPS FUCKING AMOUNT TO A WHOLE LOT OF GODDAMN NOTHING. I GUESS I'M TRYING TO MAKE SOME KIND OF POINT, OR MAYBE TO JUST FUCKING VENT A LITTLE AFTER THE TEMPESTUOUS FECAL DOWNPOUR OF BODILY HUMORS THAT'S BEEN GOING ON FOR THE LAST WEEK. BUT BECAUSE OF THIS PARTICULAR SHADE OF MY UGLY AS FUCK TEXT I'M TOO ( Read more... )

[It's been quite a while since Karkat made a post, and this time he's even doing it in video. He straightens up in front of the camera, making sure everyone can see his black collar - damn straight, he's is the original Facility Karkat thank you very much, and you will observe his authority!]SO HEY, ALL YOU ASSHOLE DOUBLES CURRENTLY LITTERING THE ( Read more... )

SO I NEED TO ASK SOME QUESTIONS
ABOUT LAST WEEK
SUCH AS WHAT THE FUCK EXACTLY HAPPENED BECAUSE I'VE ONLY REALIZED IN RETROSPECT THAT MY MEANS OF COMMUNICATION WERE BEING MESSED WITH THE ENTIRE TIME
SO I THINK I MISSED A BUNCH OF PROBABLY IMPORTANT STUFF.

( CUT FOR MORE LOUD GREY TEXT )

[Imagine Karkat, if you will, stumbling out of his recuperacoon covered in slime only to discover all this bachelor auction shit all over the network. Imagine Karkat flipping his shit, reading everything, and getting furious. This is about ten minutes after he finished doing that, still in his bedclothes and covered in the remnants of sopor slime.] ( Read more... )

[OOC: BACKDATED TO YESTERDAY PLZ. Apologies, I couldn't get it up until now.[Just audio - Karkat already sounds pretty exhausted ( Read more... )

[The feed starts with Karkat speaking in a briskly paced but almost conversational tone, like he's started recording half way through a thought ( Read more... )

LISTEN UP SHITFUCKS.

[Hi it's Karkat Vantas on the video feed. He's muddy as hell, to the point where his war paint is drawn onto his face by clearing away lines of grey skin as opposed to painting on brown. Wait, war paint, you say? He'll get to that in a second.]

[He's GAZING INTENSELY into the camera.]

It has come to my attention that the ( Read more... )

[The feed clicks on to a view of Terezi. There's mud flecked in her hair and smudged across her face, but she doesn't even seem to notice or care.]Have you ever felt unsafe when alone in the dark? Have you ever had the sneaking suspicion that all is not right in the world? Have you ever looked out into the vast openness of your common room, frowned ( Read more... )

ARE ANY OF YOU FUCKERS GOOD AT COMPUTERS?
(NOT SOLLUX)

( cut for troll text; features ill advised tech support requests )

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK
( cut for troll text and Karkat being confused and angry as usual. )